28 January 2019

Limerick of the day

As for most limericks, the following is not kid friendly...














There was a young man of Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
   When jangled together
they played "Stormy Weather"
and lightning shot out of his ass.

Decatur County Freedom Rock - Leon, IA






02 January 2019

Limerick of the day

I sat next to the Duchess at tea
It was just as I feared it would be:
   Her rumblings abdominal
  Were simply phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me!