Limerick of the day

As for most limericks, the following is not kid friendly...














There was a young man of Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
   When jangled together
they played "Stormy Weather"
and lightning shot out of his ass.

Limerick of the day

I sat next to the Duchess at tea

It was just as I feared it would be:

   Her rumblings abdominal

  Were simply phenomenal,

And everyone thought it was me!